The Milk and Cookie Ratio

From the dawn of time, man has searched for the answers to the universe.

Who am I?

Where did I come from?

What am I supposed to do?

How many cookies should I eat with my glass of milk?

The last of these I have pondered for years. After another exhaustive testing period over lunch, I was still unable to determine the proper milk to cookie ratio.


Empty bag. Empty glass.

Do not be alarmed. I will not give up. I will try, try again.


Perhaps the cookies and milk are representatives of something more; a metaphor for life. The milk is the good, nutritious substance that we require. The cookies are the sweetness of life that we have the power to enjoy or abuse.

Like a modern day Po, the Kung-Fu Panda, I’m simply looking for inner peace at snack time.

Do you have a mathematical equation for your cookies and milk? Do you know the proper way to find calmness as you dunk your chocolate chip laden cookie in your cold glass of milk?

Feel free to enlighten the rest of us with your knowledge, and don’t forget to wipe off the crumbs.

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