Fearless Fred the farm cat is the last of three strays that someone dropped off at our farm about five years ago. His brothers were also orange, but had fewer lives. One lost a race with a car and the other a fight with a cow.
Fred is an adventurer, and I am sure he has used several lives as he walks the farm and roadways. Sometimes he even hitchhikes home.
Living on a farm I can assure you that everyone has a job. That’s how you earn your keep and Fred has his.
He is thorough and takes his time as only a connoisseur of milk would. Using extremely discriminating taste buds, Fred makes sure we only ship the finest milk.
Is Fred the finest cat in the world? I can’t say for sure, but he is the finest cat on our farm! Now, let’s get back to work!
Farmer Bright 
Wait! Cows are cat killers?!!?!?!?!? Say it isn’t so!
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Not on purpose, of course. Weaving in and out of cows legs is very dangerous, perhaps worse than the room full of rocking chairs for a cat.
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That makes sense. I bet the cow felt bad for stepping on it, like how I feel when I accidentally step on one of my kitties.
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